For the record

These are signs that Janelle is getting drunk:

--Janelle says "You guys I don't feel drunk at all"
--Janelle says "I'm fullin' it"
--Janelle takes 3 or more shots in a row

These are signs Janelle is drunk:

--Janelle smiles somewhat goofily after saying "I'm fullin' it"
--Janelle is laughing a lot
--Janelle does not feel the need to chase after the 3 or more shots in a row, but does on principle

These are signs Janelle is too drunk:

--3/4 of her bottle is empty
--She is positioned horizontally somewhere
--She wants everyone to know....who she wants...


Love always,

Janelle