Tragedy

Reasons my life is tragic right now:
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--I was supposed to land in Kitchener at about 6pm yesterday and I didn't get home until about 11pm because of delays and an alternate landing..due to fog of all things.

--I waited for 45 minutes for a bus and it never came.

--I am considering using Christmas lights to brighten the other half of my room. They way the room is structured and the positon of the only light in my room leave the half where my dresser is so dark.

--Textbooks. Textbooks being in my life make me unhappy, especially my accounting one. It is the size of a Chemistry textbook.

--The only text book I need, I can't get.. maybe I will be able to tomorrow...however that's what they said about my French textbook for 2 weeks

--My Econ prof reminds me of Ms. Smith. She has the same hair, but with bangs and so many of the same mannerisms.


It's not all bad though, we didn't have to land in Montreal (which would have been the next option if there were no free runways in Toronto), a cab from grocery store to home is $10 with a good tip and I can use my student card, Christmas lights are cheery, I'll probably get my CS text at a discounted price because it's not it and Ms. "Smith" Vaughan seems to be alright, and she said Macroeconomics is much easier than Microeconomics. I can't think of an upside to accounting. There is nothing good about accounting. That is the opposite of what is good.

In other news, this is something I was thinking about a couple of nights ago. The term "strap-on lasagna". You probably haven't heard it before unless you are Cassie or Alex...for good reason. Who the hell uses a term such as that?! I don't really. It came from my bright idea that tofu lasagna was the strap-on of all lasagnas. The meat is fake, but it still does the trick. ;) Perhaps "dildo lasagna" would be a better term.

I sincerely hope I am not corrupting young minds, or withering older ones....

Love always,

Janelle