The man in the moon.

If the moon is made of cheese and it's a man's head...

Mild cheddar = your average nerd. He's a bit of a wimp, but when you get over that you can see, well an average, common guy. Still nothing special, but does the trick when you want some nachos.

Medium cheddar = average guy. He's not a nerd, but he's not too cool. He's your average run of the mill kinda guy and he's the safe bet when you're shoppin' for cheese. ;-)

Aged cheddar= the older man. He's always very tempting, he looks good and is very intriguing. However many people can't understand his mature taste, so he's not the most popular.

Swiss cheese= a rare find? This guy looks classier than your medium cheddar. He is very alluring because of this, but he has a more bitterness than the other cheeses. He's great until you find the holes inside. Keep the swiss cheese around for a one night stand (or two).

Feta cheese= the eccentric. He's a bit different and hard to get along with. You either love him or you hate him. You'll often find the feta guy is best served with others, (perhaps with some spinach.. or a greek salad) so mix him in with friends and you'll get a long with him best.

Parmesan cheese= this guy is tricky, he's either the rock (no, not the wrestler gone actor) or the flaky guy.In the rock-like state, this cheese is difficult to get at, but in the more common (to us North American's anyways) flaky state, he's hard to get along with too. He's the pushover (crumbles easily) and he's not likely to stick around for long, but when he does he gets stuck in the oddest, most annoying places --like sand. Really, he's the annoying guy.

Bleu cheese= watch out for this one, he's quite the bad-ass (rotten to the core and all). But don't worry, though bad-asses are hard to resist, but this is the true, hardcore bad-ass. This means he's so punk, he probably only showers when he wants to (when do guys REALLY want to shower?), so he has a distinct smell. You'll know him when you see, rather, smell him.

Mozzarella cheese= the wigger. No joke. This guy acts like, talks like and is ALMOST like a really cool med. cheddar, but he's obviously too white. If you're OK with that, then mozza is the man for you.

Marble cheese= the emo guy. He's all mixed up and so confused. No one knows who he is and no one understands him.

And there you have it. Some (clearly, not all) of the men we look up to in the sky at night and dream about; exposed for what they really are.

Love always,

Janelle