Things I Have Learned so Far!

My education at university has been very rewarding so far. These are some of the things I have learned through my, and other people's experiences:

1. Do not leave laundry detergent unattended, someone else will probably use it. Whether they mean to or not, but in the end, you will be buying the new bottle.

2. Essays can still be bee essed late the night before they are due, but one cannot expect a decent mark on it.

3. Snow is just as wet as rain and will definitely smudge mascara.

4. It is best to conceal alcoholic beverages while cops are around, no matter what anyone says. Unless of course you are experimenting with alcohol and foliage, see which bush gets drunk quicker.

5. Tim Horton's soups and sandwiches aren't actually that bad for you, which is great when it's the only non-pizza place open 24/7.

6. Sugar will not keep you as awake as caffeine will.

7. Aspartame and Splenda are two very different sweeteners. (I looked it up on Wikipedia).

8. Vodka is evil. It will do evil things to you and you should drink rum instead.

9. Chugging vodka is a bad idea, but don't worry, you won't remember. (Most everyone else will).

10. Procrastinating reading something as long and dreadfully boring as Ulysses leads to less free time later.

11. No one wants to know how drunk you are by reading about it on Facebook.

12. You might think Eminem rapping with a British accent would be funny, but it's not really, especially when it's videotaped.

13. If you are bringing your laptop to class for a presentation, you should probably bring the power supply, just in case.

14. Telling a girl that your parents are loaded is not actually as good a pick-up line as it might sound.

15. Iris is a really good song and pretty much everyone (seems to) know it (or they will eventually).

16. You will eventually fight with your roommate, conflict is inevitable.

17. Accounting is boring, and accountants should be pitied, because they have boring, boring things to do.

18. If you are too busy to watch TV shows, you can download them and watch them later!


Yay.





Love always,

Janelle