If Only..

I wish I was a flamingo.
That way, instead of writing essays that last over 3000 words (3604.. actually, thats 8 pages, 1.5 spaced.. NOT double..), I could laze around and eat shrimp all day. (And be the coolest colored animal). Also, I wouldn't be stressed out about my printer ink levels..
Basically Essays are a bitch and I disapprove!
And since they are a bitch, I wish I were a flamingo.
Sounds good.


Love always,

Janelle